The British are a downbeat nation, seeking negatives where there are only positives. Our stand-out favourite put-down is about the weather, which we bemoan for twelve months of the year. Whether it is too wet for us to wash the car, too hot to sunbathe or too cold to snow, the weather is a continual source of aggravation. I would argue forcefully the proverb: “variety is the spice of life”. Never can we accuse our climate of being dull, as it continually looks to surprise and even amaze us. The dusting of snow we endured in January 2010 hilariously demonstrated our inability to cope with anything outside of the norm as roads and businesses ground to halt, only for local authorities to shamefully declare they had run out of grit. The widespread chaos cost various businesses billions, not least the automotive insurance industry with many policyholders seeming deliriously unaware of the changing conditions until their car suddenly slewed towards an inanimate obstacle.
Caribbean holidays may be the answer to our misery. Give the pasty British public a ready reminder that even mid-winter the Sun still warms our planet, and one day will return to melt the ice from our roads. Even in the coldest of months, the Caribbean still enjoys temperatures in excess of 28 Centigrade coupled with minimal rainfall. Perhaps injecting a little colour into our skin would stop us cowering next to the warm radiator, considering another tantrum of how the weather has wrecked our best laid plans. Indeed, Barbados holidays may offer the best remedy for the moody Brit, with plenty of activites on offer during the day and a plethora of bars to enjoy by night.
It is not just our climate that we bemoan, but the pride of our nation, the national football team. A perennial underachiever, the team has suffered its share of misfortune and near misses. Rather than painfully watch another England failure, I may decide to escape with Maldives holidays, away from the media hype, badly behaving players and mutinous fans. If only we were to stop heaping such pressure on the team, we might actually avoid disappointment when the England team buckled under the expectation in the opening stages.